It is the year 2023. America awaits Baz Luhrmann’s 3D film adaptation of The Pearl, starring Leonardo DiCaprio and Elle Fanning.
Maggie Lizer: This guy’s wasting our time. Take away his grilled cheese.
Buster Bluth: Wait, wait, wait, wait.
Arrested Development, “Justice is Blind,” S1 E18
A previously un-named species of horse fly whose appearance is dominated by its glamorous golden lower abdomen has been named in honour of American pop diva, Beyoncé.
According to the Australian National Insect Collection researcher responsible for officially ‘describing’ the fly as Scaptia (Plinthina) beyonceae, CSIRO’s Bryan Lessard, the fly’s spectacular gold colour makes it the “all time diva of flies”.
“It was the unique dense golden hairs on the fly’s abdomen that led me to name this fly in honour of the performer Beyoncé as well as giving me the chance to demonstrate the fun side of taxonomy – the naming of species,” Mr Lessard said.
awkward third dates
Two dogs are seen guarding a bicycle in Nanjing, capital of southern China’s Guangxi Province. According to owner Luo Ganren, the pair are protective of him and his possessions.
“My bike has no lock, and I never worry it would be stolen, thanks to my two puppies. They will guard the bike by holding the bars until they see me back.”
You are guaranteed to find a few moments of golden writing in each sketch.
@Beyonce (21 Jan 13): brb #PROS (Paul Ryan Over Shoulder)
// lotus-eyes:
“He’s right behind me, isn’t he?”
Every day somebody thinks I’m Beyonce.
hahahahahaha
Real Housewives of Atlanta // missclass:realitytvgifs
goal: develop Jeff Goldblum’s speech/mannerisms
woman: I hate being alone.
Mr. T: Who’s lonely?
D.C. Cab (1983)
hahahahahaha
